You can't spell crap without "C"

idreamofjimmy:

The United States Postal Service

comedycentral:

The Daily Show is back with new episodes on Monday. In the meantime, click here to watch Jason Jones talk about this segment with none other than Jason Jones.

obsessedwithfrozen42:

I was rewatching Frozen

Remember the kid in the beginning who didn’t want to wear the jacket to the coronation? 

Well, he’s there in the background of the ice skating scene. Looks like his mother made him wear the jacket. He’s doesn’t look too happy about it.

Life is rough kid

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

mgmpluto:

"A Royal Giggle Fest"

mgmpluto:

"A Royal Giggle Fest"

positivepixels:

peachy as can be~

positivepixels:

peachy as can be~

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

deenie-doodles:

BIG GIRLS LIKE BIG BOWS

deenie-doodles:

BIG GIRLS LIKE BIG BOWS

7ns:

lookin at the booty like
image

brichibi:

allthehiddlefeels:

mindofgemini:

thisnoiseismusic:

Hi, there. I’m wearing a shirt that reads “Kill Me”. If you saw me at a party or on the street would you promptly murder me? What about if I had a few drinks? What if I was walking alone at night?I’m guessing that you wouldn’t if you’re a sane individual. The cops wouldn’t overlook your crime because of what I’m wearing because that’s silly. I wasn’t literally asking for you to kill me based on my choice of clothing. Who would take that defense seriously?
My friends wouldn’t blame me for being murdered and my killer would be behind bars almost instantly. So, why is it okay to rape someone because they’re wearing revealing clothes? Why does THEIR choice of clothing excuse THEIR attacker? It doesn’t. You’re silly if you think otherwise. The less guilt on the attacker. The more guilt on victim. Stop. Victim. Blaming.

Reblogging this again because it’s perfect.

This is just so perfect.

*slow clap*

brichibi:

allthehiddlefeels:

mindofgemini:

thisnoiseismusic:

Hi, there.
I’m wearing a shirt that reads “Kill Me”.
If you saw me at a party or on the street would you promptly murder me?
What about if I had a few drinks? What if I was walking alone at night?
I’m guessing that you wouldn’t if you’re a sane individual.

The cops wouldn’t overlook your crime because of what I’m wearing because that’s silly. I wasn’t literally asking for you to kill me based on my choice of clothing. Who would take that defense seriously?

My friends wouldn’t blame me for being murdered and my killer would be behind bars almost instantly.

So, why is it okay to rape someone because they’re wearing revealing clothes? Why does THEIR choice of clothing excuse THEIR attacker?

It doesn’t. You’re silly if you think otherwise.
The less guilt on the attacker. The more guilt on victim.

Stop. Victim. Blaming.

Reblogging this again because it’s perfect.

This is just so perfect.

*slow clap*